Linguistic fiasco.

Once a writer fell in love...and the graceful writer's lover asked her "sweetheart, what will you do if I leave this world all of a sudden" to that she replied "I would write an obituary for you, after all I'am an unpaid writer"

If love really means live n die together then isnt that a synonym for misery?(hereby we shall use the synonym) if "misery" is a beautiful feeling and something very essential for human survival, without which no king no pauper can survive...well well then what exactly does one's prayer "Lord give me all the happiness in the world and save me from misery" mean?

If every devout accepts that he should use the synonym for love which is "misery " in his prayers then the prayers would probably be rephrased like this "Oh God give me all the misery in the world,without misery I will not survive, I shall break 5 coconuts at your temple if I found someone who would bestow me with all the misery in life and more".

After all the Kannada-English first language and the Sanjay Dutt guilty/not guilty confusions it is high time that we start being a bit honest to God about what we want...ever heard of "Accuracy" "Sincerity" and "clarity" being the features of good journalistic communication? if not kindly do enroll with the prestigious DOS in Mass communication and journalism,University of Mysore...at least that should facilitate Gods to proceed their "Judgement days" without complications.